1.This Elemental character — perhaps in need of a shot of penicillin — who looks like her crotch is on fire:
2.This German exchange student who — not knowing English — showed up to his first day at an American school wearing a "Suck my d--k" T-shirt:
3.And Prince Charles, who went out with his jacket buttoned like this the first day without his mom:
4.This person who thought they'd found the perfect apartment to rent...until they saw this across the hall:
5.This email a teacher had to send home:
6.And this cat who sneezed into a bowl of flour and was NOT happy about it:
7.This city dweller who really, REALLY wanted to celebrate the start of summer.
..despite not living anywhere near a beach:
8.This "house for sale" sign somebody actually had specially made:
9.This guy who didn't think through his new trucking company's name before ordering a truckload of merch:
10.This guy who keeps getting attacked by birds as he mows his lawn, so now mows it with these "protections":
11.And this well-intentioned greeting card that only a bad person would laugh at:
12.This wholesome Christmas decoration of Santa, his elves, and a reindeer...that will only amuse you hell-bound sorts:
13.This test for grade schoolers that had, uh, some cringey alternate spellings:
14.And this Nintendo captcha...featuring a guy taking a leak:
15.This children's "Doctor" toy that inexplicably features a couple guns:
16.This "rose" pattern bed sheets — likely very expensive, LOL — that look more like a murder scene:
17.And this person who tried to get their shuttlecock down using their Croc.
..and got it stuck, too:
18.This "Daddy Long Legs" sticker a little boy put on his dad's brace after his dad lost his foot in a motorcycle accident:
19.This dude who went to a new barber and came home with a gigantic 1/2" stripe cut into his head:
20.And the people who ordered a cake with these instructions.
..and got THIS cake in return:
21.This unfortunate misunderstanding:
22.This Australian who hates children and Halloween:
23.This gift a teacher received from a young student still learning English:
24.And this note a son left for his parents, clarifying his sock was hard because of dried-up rain water "and NOT a cum sock":
25.This darkly humorous children's book parody:
26.This surprise left in the crawlspace by the old tenant to scare the hell out of the new tenant:
27.And this person who thought they'd found a great deal online for a refrigerator that would perfectly fit this space, then had this show up:
28.Everything going on here with this angry driver:
29.This tiny, wooden F-word hidden on this elevator:
30.This very interesting eggplant someone grew in their backyard:
31.And lastly, these poles on a bus (if you see it, you are DEFINITELY going to hell):
